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♪ ♪ >> the radical squad lost another member tonight as corey busch was ousted in her primary instead of accepting a loss with grace she made this unhinged concession speech take a look. >> i guess i don't have to worry about those strings attached is much as i love my job but all they did was radicalize me. i'm coming to tear your kingdom down and let me put all these corporations on notice coming after you as well. >> i think she radicalized herself that's all we have left for this evening thank you for making their show possible set your dvr so you never missed an episode let not your heart be troubled greg gutfeld is standing by to put a smile on your face have a great night. ♪ ♪

[cheering and applause] i know i can see why you might feel that way i own a mirror happy wednesday everybody yesterday harris and walz first appeared at pennsylvania walz got a standing ovation and thunderous applause and that was just an t5. when news broke stock in men's tampons doubled. insiders claim he got the vp slot by ensuring harris he wouldn't steal her job like the last vice president. meanwhile far left squad member

corey busch lost her prior to mary last night. afterwards she went on a wild and crazy rant i haven't seen a bush of that i would of controls i dated yoko ono. sorry sean. the media is busy trying to portray walz as a moderate even though he'd gathered while the twin cities burned and his wife said she wanted to smell the burning tires in the riots. she made a candle to commemorate it. lebron mistakenly thought the crowd was cheering for him when they cheered for a male swimmer. i once thought a crowd was

cheering for me when they were actually cheering for the donkey. on this day in 1959 the first earth picture by satellite was taken picture what was thought to be australia was actually a young joy behar. within hours after paris made walz of the p picked the bat saved no went out to label him as a moderate middle-of-the-road midwesterner the reason is to cover up the fact this guy is crazy. let's run through the list. when looters were burning down minneapolis in the summer of 2020 what did he do? he called the national guard out of men truly when seconds county acts within days. three days in fact so how did he alert them did he send an evite

to their aol account was he waiting for an rsvp let's ask the doofus. >> decisions were made in the situation is what it is. i simply believe we tried to do the best we can write. >> that made no sense no wonder harris pickton. he makes her sound like winston churchill and it's the reason i hang around kill mead right so he called the riots an exciting event which a d stigmatized criminal activity and puts the rights of criminals over there pray abandoning every victim be there black white asian or old because they couldn't be stereotyped into a group with magical protections so they had no power so he stopped a sidle there's tossed aside a lawful citizens to gain favour of a lawless mob and was a coward but also a snitch at the height of the pandemic he

set up a covid-19 hotline where people could not come their neighbours for not wearing masks outdoors he also limited indoor gatherings to ten people the claire to state when it wide mask mandate shutting down restaurants gyms and other businesses so when there is looting and rioting he's hands-off but if there is a virus but nine to just about everybody except old people he invades your life turns it upside down turns people against each other and takes away their livelihoods which is at the opposite of how he per trays himself now. >> in minnesota we respect their neighbours on their personal choices they make. [cheering and applause] even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves it's a golden rule mind your own dang business people would love to mind their own business if you hadn't to let rioters burn down

those businesses all right no more swearing. even worse he sent elderly covid-19 patients back to nursing homes where he likely killed more old people then tainted putting at a map locker conventions while the rest of us stayed away from our grandparents are we were called murderers he gave those grandparents a death sentence gets worse he doubled down last year on the leading doctors operate on kids about their gender making it essential restate for those brainwashed into thinking they need a six stage so if you live in this sane state they can add to minnesota to ruin his life and legally you can't do [bleep] about it remember the song i left my heart in san francisco there's a new version and its i left my kids in st. paul.

>> we are going real dark tonight. [cheering and applause] only nut jobs want kids to get not jobs the state could even take custody of your child and they called this guy middle-of-the-road what road are you talking about. he will let doctors cut your kids balls off while looters burned on your house like a fat bald stupid genghis khan well at least he doesn't think boys menstruate await you signed a bill to put tampons and boys bathrooms making less sense than starting a fan club for jesse watters then there is his military service auto fellow national guardsmen of accused him of embellishing his military career retiring from service after learning his battalion would be deployed to iraq in

2005 guess he prefers his war zones to be in minnesota so republicans are calling this ticket the most left-wing ever how do you know that's true well look at how obsessed the left is in betraying him as the opposite he is not radically's rural he's not marxist he's midwestern which then poses the next question were the positions the left usually embraces they now abandon as they approach an election suddenly being woke is appealing as monkeypox social justice and saint theresa city's and left-wing protests it take a backseat to the comfortable sweater of moderation eldridge cleaver becomes ward cleaver that's the funniest thing of all the people he spent the last couple years hating everything about all the white guys embrace what they despise will look he hunts he owns a gun he's a military that.

12 months ago these were the things that would put them on a no-fly list yes to be a member of awaits a premises group rate reeking of toxic masculinity and dead moves but now we just call him coach and if the left has its way the next vice president of the united states lets welcome tonight's guest is stand-up makes me throw up writer and comedian joe devito she knows a ufc like i know okay fc. charlie arnold and she's charming and sweet and takes can't be beat republican strategist eric carini and fenway park uses his hanky as a tarp your times besseling authoring comedian and former and did do a world heavyweight champion tyrus so joe it's always a pleasure to see you you

know what kills me i said this on the five the liberals would gain a lot of traction if they would just admit tampons and boys bathrooms is stupid but they can't and they just say that so instead they've a vp pick who actually put [bleep] tampons and boys bathrooms i never swear this much but it's warranted. it. >> it's unfair because now i don't get to swear at all. >> we have this limit of swearing what is it about 20 i met 12 already i think so joe what are your thoughts? >> a he's got his nickname tim try to figure out if they want to go with tiny tim or no balls walz. if he's a vice president they make in borders are confusing chant theft essay build that

walz it's got a weird cadence to it right i think we should thank them though instead of going for any balance that they are giving us two straight progressives no denying what they are trying to do not getting people to moderate the ticket. that's why obama and biden made their picks biden picked harris because she's a woman and black while biden was picked by obama because he's white and dead. if you look at his record thurton while seized to the left on harris on things country is divided over which is black lives matter the trans issues and "law & order" so it's interesting to see how they spend this. >> what i don't understand is why are they trying to dress them up as a folksy mister rogers meets ward cleaver when he's a radical. charlie do you think she had any role in picking him and did they

have time to vet him because of this is nuts. i don't care if he looks like your high school baseball coach. >> football coach. >> same thing the bow shower afterwards. >> maybe. and it doesn't make much sense with somebody like harris trying to betray herself as much more moderate and appeal to those centrist voters you think she'd go a different direction rather than pick somebody who creates the most radical ticket in history but really when you lick at the two of them they are made for each other. yet the cackling ugly pantsuit wearing the former mistress with a low tease soy beta and it makes that much sense just materialize for me when the phone call took place when she called him to be the vp saying in her words i have the utmost

respect for you you an understanding of the country were fighting for the picture i'm so sorry what are you talking about respect this guy is a communist he's pro-illegal immigration pro-child mutilation somebody who called a gd vance weird you're the one who wants tampons and boys bathrooms and really i don't think he's that smart i don't think he is a clever machiavelli and his bouts liberal talking points like gavin newsom i think he is a true believer which makes him a real idiot which makes complete sense why kamala harris would be the perfect match for him. >> makes her look good i wonder hiring or choosing walz was much like his stance on the tampons there were strings attached. >> i will give them that one. >> took a while just came to me

right now. >> just pulling it out of this guy boom. >> the strings attached to the furthest left of the progressive wing of the democratic party. paris at a chance here to pick somebody that would be more moderate moving her towards the centre she had to do that considering where she was concerned where they were as a primary candidate in the twain 20 election when she called biden a racist so she is at the moderate it's a big swing for their sure exactly what they believe instead of thing people minnesota they'll give you money back because you know how better does spend it he said we would triple down on the government old-school progressive liberal policy and raise taxes take more of your money and tell you we don't have enough here to be able to give all the fanciful wish list we want doesn't sound good to say paid lammie did family leave and the things tim

chris ensing these are policies people support but american people also support keeping paychecks for themselves so they can afford to work and travel get ahead in the country democrats believe if i take your money i know how to spend it better than you do and tim walt suspending that on tampons and boys bathrooms. >> how ironic he's going to plead the country dry. tyrus there is so many. >> do not clap. >> if you make a reference to tom caught and i'm out of here. >> of the american people are going to absorb the information and if they don't it will be a bloody mess. >> tyrus so many things i want to talk about as apparent the trans stuff where we -- to

belabour the point but just one of these variables make some disqualifying right. >> first of all the nickname thing is giving thought sometimes you have to give them names that fit their coming off like an evil villainous squad from a comic book series like she's they giggle or and he is the snitzer whatever like he will tell on you and she will laugh all he doesn't. but she made this pick i believe she is calling the shots it looks like i would would look like if she's calling the shots the other guy who can hand you a state by picking him shapiro no i don't want that other guy in arizona you can lock up arizona big states known a what the guy who will do whatever i tell them to do and she did it because she's been the woman who's been

told to do whatever they want her to do she needs to come over the fact that a man with dementia is better than you because you are picked because you are ready day one for the job the job is almost over and the guy you can't remember his name is still in front of you there for you should really be upset they are going to give her what she wants because they had no choice but i don't see his republican party has to be smarter you look back at that debate they couldn't get rid of biden so they had trumped up for them if jim would've said no let's look wait until we get the vp picks after the dnc as soon as this happened this debate would've started when october candies to be in the bag it be too late we roll and no. >> you know what democrats are geniuses. >> that's where they can't out the debate on abc because how

many would it have been against one? >> that's where they had the debate early to get it done before the dnc. >> exactly while i'm greck glad i thought of that. sure that on the five tomorrow.n up next see th te media glee ovr harris' vp - your wallet. whatever you do, do it for less, at harbor freight. ♪ icy hot. ice works fast. ♪ heat makes it last. feel the power of contrast therapy. ♪ so you can rise from pain. icy hot. home inspectors, general contractors, roofers; all kinds of pros recommend leaffilter. why? it's engineered for performance. because with leaffilter's patented filter technology, there's no gaps, no openings,

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♪ ♪ >> is past might be forney but he makes the media. here are the media on their talking heads as they can't get enough of this old fuzzy lovable white mail take a look. >> he is the opposite of weird.

>> cuddly. >> it's going to be mac and cheese a trip to the hardware store grounded vice presidential candidate. >> he seems to almost have a twinkle in his. he ice fishes that he is a hunter he does butter carving. >> what a bunch of psychos did you hear all that they look at him and say oh, he's kodaly he's got a twinkle in his eye the only thing they know and care about the city is that he's a democrat if harris picked charles manson they would call him a family man if harris picked the unabomber they would say oh, he can light up a room. she picked ted bundy they would say, hey, he really had a way with women so it's not that he's bad that these are worse. shirley are you impressed by somebody who can carve butter.

>> under normal circ*mstances i guess but him no. i just can't we know the media is driving everything going on right now nobody was talking about harris up until a couple weeks ago nobody can name and the accomplishment she's had his vice president but the media is spending how she's a feminist icon leader we didn't know we needed their doing the same thing with her vp pick tim walz and i cannot stand how they speak so horribly about j.d. vance he doesn't have a great background but here we have tim walz with the greatest rural american success story look at j.d. vance let's look at his history he grew up from nothing deployed right after nine/11 went to to yale wrote a best-selling book went to silicon valley made a fortune became a senator and now is potentially vp of this country they have nothing but bad things to say about him it's the

biggest gaslighting mission i've seen anybody on you would expect nothing less from the democrats of this country. >> if you watched msnbc at all any time they brought up rural americans it was a denigrating segment about white ragged next my god he ice fishes. carbs butter he's nonthreatening even though he looks like a suspect in dateline when the spouse goes missing and mysteriously remarries quickly after. >> 15 life insurance policies already has ordered a mail-order bride from venezuela or whatever. >> happens quick. is the d.c. media mentality where if they leave that corridor they head into the rest

of the country they say wait you telling me voters do not care about the things we tell them they should care about the care about real things it's this alien idea that if you don't live in a major city you are so foreign to them and now that they've seen somebody is a democrat and they can idolize the air like look at this guy. he probably loves a good hot dish how about we talk about his abject failures how about we stop fawning over the man in looking at his record when he was governor of minnesota there was massive fraud in the state regarding covid-19 funding for feeding kids the man was a abject failure but let's laud him it's exactly what it's like to be a republican in politics everybody is starting to see it now but this is what it's always like. you will always be a harder position than the democrat if you have a d next to your name they will give you love adoration in the past.

>> it's true because they are a team. and you know it's going up and adjust the right. i think we cleared that up already but i think were going to move on. yet understand again i feel like they are trying to convince us to date really unattractive person when you talk about the description in a situation you been where this friend is a really nice girl right here's what's cool about her she likes to so she is an alternate on a pickleball team great personality she sings backup backup choir when the lights are out at the local church and the

six teeth that she has are phenomenal she cars butter. last year she went ice fishing as a retired athlete that's not something you put on the sportsman resume you said in the box you froze my off what is a green hornet and i wait and i wait and i wait and i wait then i get up lie and so they had a bite and come back and do this leap leap the next day so if they had something cool about them we'd know it the bottom line is the man is a coward and you follow a coward. so it will be a thousand just by paper guts for the american taxpayer if this dude is in think about that on the wall he

was out the back door. [cheering and applause] >> he's a little creepy and i think what's creepier is listening to the media repeat the words given. with a talking point last week that vance was weird and now it's this is cuddly and folksy. >> a new he looked familiar i saw his face before now here's the weird thing about him he is only 60 years old he's only slightly older than harris i think she tried to do a reverse biden and thought if i get somebody who's 80 years old they'll never push me out of the way i gush of the 80-year-old out-of-the-way but it's interesting to see the way they talk about them like he goes

fishing he goes outside i've never heard of this father sculpture thing. >> i will state fair. >> it makes me feel better about my margarine scrapbook i guess but, yeah, the thing is seen him under pressure he didn't do well with the covid-19 scams they had he was the kind a governor that if you went in during covid-19 to a restaurant to eat there you had to wear a mask if you wanted to robert you could take the mask off. >> there are events in life whether it's military rioting or a virus each one he screwed the pooch and i mean that figuratively not literally not accusing him of anything. >> although if you did he telling you because he's a snitch. >> and if you're going to screw the pooch consent matters. >> is out there be a tampon joe coming but no.

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>> historian five words. surrey josh you are a. >> we've got disquiet in the jewish community some of their hopes up may be a get another shot at a jewish vice president haven't had that in two decades that gets pulled away is just because he is a moderate or is there some anti-jewish bias here you also of anti-semitism getting marvelled into the party and there is disquiet and there has to be how much of what just happened is caving into these darker parts of the party. >> i mentioned this to jessica on the five she didn't answer it has to be weird as a jewish liberal and there's an open discussion about people who hate you and the party there is an

actual faction that is instrumental in you not getting anywhere because you are jewish there's nothing like that in the conservative or republican party that says no, we don't like you hear republicans love them or hate them they are an open tent they don't give a [bleep] who you are and what you do unless you are fat. that's a joke by the way. >> he is right there when it comes to the democratic party when he says it's marbled in he means intrinsically there is an anti-semitic set in the democratic party you saw in the weekend shapiro was on the rise and all of a sudden there's a big push from progressives even though josh shapiro holds the same beliefs regarding israel and hamas that wall does in kamala harris does another team tries dependent of that he's too politically ambitious that's why you mean all the people live run for higher office or too politically ambitious all of a sudden we are shocked

politicians want to do more of their careers it's a huge problem within the democratic party is part of why you see a failure addressing the israel-hamas war because joe biden is in the white house and cannot see the ground to the progressive base which he has a need to remind everybody college kids are going back to school those protests those pro-palestinian and pro-hamas wing of the party will be back on college campuses and this will be a continued conversation they could've brought josh schapiro on the ticket who could have gone to the protests and say let's have a conversation they didn't though. >> is it... did she cave to the anti-semitic wing or did she realize schapiro would make her look stupid because he's a better candidate or is it both greedy. >> i think it's neither hon honestly. >> ai like it when you agree of my answers. >> i'm 95% with you not 100% because i'm afraid of her peak.

she is scarier than judge jenny just because she smiles doesn't mean she's not evil. >> back to the show tyrus years the thing right this is who she is we need to start assigning their beliefs to who they are. if that is who she is this is who she is they are trying to smooth it over but she wanted someone as radical as her and probably who fell in line. schapiro i can imagine the interview would be if i went down to cnn to interview for their open republican spot on the panel i'm sure after the interview with whatever left in my brain matter i would say that's not for me i think it was more in him is like i'm waiting for 2028 and he smart for that because that's who they are we didn't know who they were the last couple years this is weird for us weave been reintroduced to what the new democratic party

is a progressive marxist party they did in the shadows and now they are standing out in front and we can see what it is. heading forward we know what it is now so if you're somebody who's like oh, i'm not going to vote sitting at home don't be surprised because they are not hiding in the notebook this is their new world and they think there's more of them than there are of us. >> you know joe the were often called the chosen people and yet so schapiro was not chosen. >> well, yet some radical beliefs when he said to the students at the university of pennsylvania can you not chanted deaf to the and then they were like you people pushing your luck so i think you're onto selling selling the idea he had that meeting sure at some point he was trained to convince harris may be should be vice president again and let me take it from here he's competent

and popular and rate their you probably set i don't want anything to do with this. >> he is an interesting controversy in philadelphia with his unsolved murder which was cast as a suicide i won't get into it here actually i will i'm sorry i talked about it last night so what's wrong with me. >> the short-list? >> charlie just ignore what ever tyrus just said you think harris caved to the darker hating parts of the democratic party or was she caving to her owns insecurity? >> i think it's a bit of both there's a pro-hamas sect at the democratic party that they wanted to appeal to in the party -- policies and want to instill they need to support of these other lunatics and i think tim

walz fit the bill i also think that when she looks at schapiro remember there was a leak last week where we thought he was a shoe in and then it went in an opposite direction which again doesn't make much sense to me but i just can't imagine what he's thinking today because he is very ambitious he's a very talented speaker these are probably in the mirror saying oh, my goodness i fantastic but on another hand i could be pro-rioting and looting and anti-women tampons and the boys bathrooms. >> back to the tampons but i'm jewish that's what ended up killing his upgrade at least for right now politically. >> we have to move on. begging for money instead of being funny ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ask your doctor about farxiga.

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>> farmer a-listers can't resist or embarrass as they raze money for harris. video the day comes from the comics for kamala harris soon as already funny take a look for this. ♪ i'm proud to be a common lament whose quit the g.o.p. ♪ >> there is no worry is preordained and about it harris t-shirts and i would not take them off until she is in that white house deserving you could be more than one thing it's incredible jewish and irish i wish i was black every white jewish guy wishes he was black

he wishes they were black been there done that so they raze half a million dollars that's like nothing which is ironic because right now jewish people are being treated like blacks were in the 50s and 60s what happened he major tropic thunder where are you he was shredded i could julian salad now is to sing the weird stuff i don't get it man he's a great comedian the site there's to say the things i say it so forth just looks rosy is going to keep her shirt on site give some clap for that but. >> think if she is a whole hundred of them on it once every time she takes one off you think she's going to be topless but she's not she does that to you 99 times. >> he would never leave the tv

which should be topless now, will she be topless a so joe i find it interesting the creative types think they are rebellious and individualistic and you hear them and they told the freaking line. and with domestic terrorism there. it will not stand as these are the same people a month ago telling us joe biden is a man of steel cannot be defeated now they act like that so it all goes record to me so as far as the thing there why are they obsessed with race and the qualification like i want to be

black and she's indian so the some much bleep lead going on in the world why are you so fixated on how people look? >> i saw something online that said you honest and what's happening it's a phone client was referring to earlier when she called tim walz to be the vp they said we have a black woman calling a white man to be her vice president this is history just lay off these people are nuts not to mention this zoom remind me of the covid-19 times when everybody was on zoom doing concerts sitting at home and you know those people wish were back at that time right that's what they would love for all of us to lose our freedoms once again. >> don't think any of those people perform any more. nothing says folk seed down-home like a comedian fund-raiser

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>> greg: swimming insane is insane i wrote that pr the river in paris is so filthy with e. coli several olympians have gotten sick after swimming in it and they've had some swim test cancelled. more swimming events in jeopardy, don't you think they could've planned ahead? >> inmates the hugs -- makes the hudson look like perrier and they -- these are world-class athletes. they are not supposed to be getting e. coli, they are supposed to be getting stds. there was a triathlete who had to drop out because they were getting e. coli. when they finished the race instead of running through tape it's going to be sheets of toilet paper that they have to break. >> charlie you are an athlete or so you claim.

of never seen any proof of it but why couldn't they just have them do this in a pool? >> they also knew ahead of time that they were -- there were vcs there and they still let them get into it. it's a complete [ bleep ] show if you will. i was waiting to deliver that. no amount of showers will make you forget that you swam in vcs. no one will want to give you an std after that. >> the gold medal is number 2. [ laughter ] >> greg: would you ever swim in the river seine knowing that there was vcs? human feces i might add. >> i've said i don't like bowling, this is probably up there with bowling and terms of things i don't like to do but this will bring a new class of olympic athlete to the next

olympics. not only those who survive but we could be talking about a new breed of teenage mutant ninja turtles here, maybe a spider-man, who else what knows what's in that water? the next olympics could be very exciting for this. >> greg: tyrus. >> maybe you could spend the money on cleaning up the river instead of that [ bleep ] opening show. [ applause ] >> maybe you can get the gig letter and the snitch to drop a bunch of giant tampons in the water. then we can just refill it and go from there. it's what we do,. >> there's a great flow to the show. >> i would button this one up. don't go away we will be right backing. is a job well done. ♪ but when you get your tools from harbor freight something about the job feels a little different - your wallet.

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